Bruce Turns On the Juice, Plays It Loose, Tells Fans Be Cool In School
Toby Goldstein, Creem, April 1977
NEW YORK — Rock 'n' roll professor Bob Spitz surveyed his half-empty lecture hall and snickered to the brave souls who'd trudged in despite N.Y.'s wicked weather, "Anyone missin' this class is gonna kick themselves."
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