The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
Max Bell, Classic Rock, October 2012
THIS IS HOW it's supposed to happen. "Arthur will send his car for you driven by one of his young handmaidens. She will blindfold you and drive you to meet Arthur. The blindfold is non-negotiable. Arthur values his privacy. He will do the interview in his Yurt. You will then be blindfolded again and returned to Lewes Railway Station."
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