Ian Watson, Sunday Herald (Scotland), August 2004
WHAT DID YOU do last night? Nice meal? Drink with friends? Sweat your own body weight in a packed nightclub? Well, guess what? 50 Cent was, he recounts gleefully, "fucking with all these hos." He's not, you suspect, referring to unconventional gardening. His venue of choice was in London.
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