Asleep at the Wheel

IF, IN A FLIGHT of fancy, you've ever ventured over to this particular neck of the woods you won't be at all surprised to learn that the younger section of the generally senile population of Harrow aren't widely renowned for their hysterical interest and devotion to Western Swing music, or even country & western for that matter...sub-moronic diluted funk seems to be the predominant musical vogue around here, that and very heavy metal.