Blondie: Back in the UK
Kris Needs, ZigZag, September 1978
DEBBIE HARRY, teeth bared and eyes blazing, smashes her booted foot into my aching side. Ribs give way like skittles. Through glazed eyes I can just make out the six shadowy figures still kicking and pummelling my sack-like body with grim relish. My pleas go unheard, blow follows blow. The assailants just keep repeating names of people I recognise as journalists. Reality is slipping painfully away down the drain next to my pulped head.
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