Derek Boltwood, Record Mirror, 12 October 1968
Cat's back. Dogs and Matthew and his offspring and guns and things and now his wife. Not that he has a wife but here she comes anyway because 'Here Comes My Wife' is his latest record. I should say his latest hit record because that's what it's going to be, to put Cat right back at the top again after his nine-month lay off.
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