Confessions Of A Madonna
Scott Cohen, Spin, May 1985
She's a shiny heavenly body, a seductive look and a sexy voice. She's sleazy, trashy, cheap and completely out of your price range. Fans dress like her, confide in her, pray to hear. She's our lady of rock 'n' roll. If you desire her, that's all right, she wants you to. Her nickname's "Squeeze". She's Marilyn Monroe and Joan Crawford reincarnate.
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