Culture Clash: The Return Of The 50 Foot Gender Benders
Dave Thompson, Alternative Press, 1998
"LIAM GALLAGHER is so sexy! Theres not much irony in the things Liam says, its just pent up rotweiler frustration. But honey, I think hes gorgeous. I love anger, its such a turn-on, and Liam is really beautiful. Hes got a lovely mouth, great eyes, and he looks like hes got a huge dick as well."
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