Dame Edna Everage: "I'm A Sort Of Fairy Godmother"
Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, 14 December 1988
Absolutely! For you are the "legendary" "housewife-superstar" Dame Edna Everage, mentor of the rich and famous, guru of "style" and big pal of Sir Clifford Richard. And now you've made a sort of pop "tune". "Pass the parsnips, possum!" yowls a dubious Tom Hibbert...
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