Danny Baker presents Ian Dury: A Turn For The Verse

"There's a cock-eyed yellow poodle to the North of Gongapooch
There's a little hot cross bun that's turning green,
There's a double jointed wop-wop doing tricks in who-flung-dung.
And you're a better man than I am Gunga-Din."
— Billy Bennett, music hall comedian, 1929