Del Amitri: It's All Downhill From Here
Andy Gill, Q, May 1995
"FUCK! NOOOOOO!" The man in the prog-rock vintage greatcoat, Soviet military headgear and unfeasibly sizable sideburns wavers under the implacable pull of gravity, a tremor of terror in his voice as his skis play another fiendish trick upon him.
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