Depeche Mode: Wembley Arena, London
Caroline Sullivan, Smash Hits, 25 December 1990
A "STOCKY" BLOKE in white jeans and perv-o-sparkle glitter jacket! A fright-wigged blonde bloke in a chain-mail mini skirt! A bespectacled bloke who stands grimly behind a synthesiser! A bloke they call Alan "Wilder"!
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