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Divorce, Ted Nugent Style

Phil Sutcliffe, Sounds, 19 May 1979

TED NUGENT (Hammersmith Odeon, second house): "There can come a time when you baby turns to you and says 'I'm splittin'' and you're so sad you go out the garage and start messin' with some old 2 by 4 that's been soakin' in engine oil for 16 years and you realise IT DON'T MATTER! And you pick up that 2 by 4 and you go back in the house and you say 'LOOKAHERE BITCH: I'm gonna smash this old 2 by 4 across your head!'"

The crowd:

"YEEEEAAAAY!"

Total word count of piece: 2766


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