David Cavanagh, Q, November 1992
NOT FOR THE first time in his tenure as squire of the Old School House, Zachary Sebastian Rex James Foley the Second wonders who he's going to find in the bedrooms. There was a lot of crashing done last night. The living room floor is a blur of duvets and pillows, and as for the bedrooms, well, two members of EMF were seen going into that girl's room last night and they didn't exactly look like they were intending to put up some shelves.
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