Chris Roberts, Uncut, July 1997
GENEVA ARE not puddings. I approve of this. So many chap-bands today (Tuesday) are puddings. Big, soggy, lumpy puddings just sitting there, wobbling every now and again if there's a gust of wind, indiscernible from one another, lacking sauce. No I don't think I will, thank you, for I am gorged.
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