Happy Mondays: That Monday Mourning Feeling
Tom Hibbert, Q, December 1992
FOR NO IMMEDIATELY discernible reason, Shaun Ryder is attempting to perform a party trick and failing miserably. He is trying to flick a cigarette (one of my cigarettes, I might add) from bar table-height into his mouth. Needless to say, it keeps hitting his nose and falling to the floor.
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