Ice-T
Andy Gill, Q, September 1991
IN WHAT MUST HAVE been a classic, once-in-a-lifetime meeting of the Ts, Ice-T once taught Mr T to rap. You remember Mr T: burly black dude, mohawk crop, two tons of gold chains, not very happy. The kind of guy you mentally crossed the street to avoid, even though he was on the other side of the TV screen already. Ice liked him.
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