Jason Donovan: If You Go Down To The Woods Today…
William Shaw, Smash Hits, 12 December 1990
You'll probably bump into this bloke staring moodily into the middle distance, resting from a gruelling Christmas TV show, contemplating having to dance with a Santa Claus and saying things like "this year I've had time to find out exactly where I'm going".
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