Laurie Anderson: Big Science (Warner Bros.)
Mitchell Cohen, Creem, August 1982
I NO LONGER love the way you hold your pens and pencils is a line that any one of a thousand writers might write. But not many would have that line accompanied by bagpipes, or have those bagpipes do the Raelettes part in a call-and-response based on What'd I Say. Laurie Anderson would, and did. Bagpipes are, of course, inexcusable. The joke, however, is a good one.
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