Major Harris: My Way
Cliff White, NME, 23 August 1975
WANDERING HOMEWARD WITH this album tucked under my arm I was unexpectedly accosted by three ripe young ladies who seemed to want to get to know me. It didn't take long for me to be disillusioned they'd been attracted by the cardboard replica of Major Harris and not by my own winsome features.
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