Morrissey: Ooh I Say!

The lighter side of football violence. The death of pop music. Getting the urge for sex. Being racist. The TV star who is "a pig in a man's body". The loathsome comedian. The author who ought "to die in a hotel fire". Morrissey's views may seem a couple of bus-stops short of reason. "But that doesn't mean I'm some great twit who lives in a hut and eats straw," he reassures Adrian Deevoy.