Motormouth Dub: Smiley Culture/Pato Banton

Some warp-speed world we live in, eh? It’s lucky we’ve got fast-forward buttons on our VCRs, quick-check lines at the A&P, automatic banking, speed-racer drugs, expressways to your heart, and — here’s the ticket — Concorde flights to Jamaica, making the slowest country in the world available to you in minutes.