Mrs Wood: Queen Of Hardbag
Sheryl Garratt, Face, The, December 1995
I FIRST MET MRS WOOD on a trip to BCM in Majorca. The manager had flagged up his attractions outside the club in four-foot letters: Fat Tony and Mr Wood. However, when he met us Fat Tony turned out to be very thin indeed and Mr Wood was not only a woman called Mrs but an unmarried one at that.
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