Mötley Crüe's Titty-Cam
Ian Gittins, The Guardian, May 2005
I HAVE JUST SPENT two weeks on the road with Mötley Crüe. Our sweep through Canada and the US Midwest took in Edmonton, Des Moines, Omaha, Oklahoma and Grand Forks, North Dakota, a locale so obscure that band bassist and founder Nikki Sixx greeted our arrival there with a heartfelt cry of "What the fuck IS this place?"
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