"My cousin saw Bruce down Fifth Avenue!"
Phil Sutcliffe, Q, October 1986
"HI gang, this is Martha in Marietta, Georgia. I gotta lotta Springsteen bootlegs and I wanna trade... Hi, Howie in Boston again. My cousin in Manhattan said she saw Bruce walking down Fifth Avenue last Thursday afternoon... Hi, my name's Carl and I live in Normal, Illinois."
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