Pepsi & Shirlie: When Did You Last See George Michael's Trousers?
Neil Taylor, New Musical Express, 24 October 1987
You've heard the phrase 'All mouth and no trousers' — but does it refer to George Michael and his vanishing keks? To Top Shoppers PEPSI & SHIRLIE as they hurry upmarket? Or to hapless scribe NEIL TAYLOR, debagged in the course of duty?
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