Pulp: Sorted For Freezing Gigs!
Johnny Cigarettes, NME, 18 November 1995
Phew!!! It may be bloody cold outside (minus three degrees, actually) but in the frozen expanse that is Norway, things are definitely hotting up for Pulp's unlikely sex god JARVIS COCKER. Invites to private sex parties! Disappearing into the night with a blue-haired crazy with eyes like sin! Constantly pinned down by an entourage of willing hangers-on! Lord! The Daily Mirror must be told. JOHNNY CIGARETTES hits the Oslo trail.
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