Rick Wakeman: Journey To The Center Of The Wax
Jaan Uhelszki, Creem, February 1975
"THERE WERE these two Irishmen, Shamus and Paddy. Paddy sez to Shamus, 'Whaddya got in the bag?' 'Ducks.' sez Shamus. 'If you guess how many ducks I have in my bag, I'll give you both of them.' Paddy thinks for a minute and then answers 'Seven'."
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