Splodgenessabounds: Help Stamp Out Splodgeness!

MANY DISTRESSED Sounds readers have written to us about the alarming outbreaks of 'Splodgenessabounds' currently sweeping through lower class areas of South East London. This phenomenon reached a frightening pinnacle at the end of December when self-styled punk rock group the Damned had their Rainbow gig preceded by outrageous examples of rampant Splodgeness.