Stryper

DISCLAIMER: This article does not necessarily represent the views of this magazine, however, it does not necessarily not represent the views of this magazine. But we want to get to heaven sometime, so we had to put this in or Paul didn't want to do the layout. He sweats a lot in hot places. Besides, Pat used to like them and Mike likes their hair. They can't be that bad a bunch of guys. Wait for our upcoming article where our Christian rock editor, Dave Mutillo, talks to Slayer, heh, heh, heh...anyway, here it is, here goes nothing.