Richie Unterberger, Perfect Sound Forever, 10 February 1997
"If you know the extension of the party with whom you wish to speak, dial it and stop wasting our time! If you have money due us, owed us, or just for us, please wait until this message is over and SCREAM your name! We may be listening!"
– Swamp Dogg's answering machine, February 1997
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