The Damned: Final Spotlight On The Damned

"OOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN," says Helen from Headingley, "you're so cool these days. That jacket" – indicating his sombre black tuxedo affair and matching multi-colour polka-dotted tie – "What are you trying to do, a Vanian? You look just like the Fonz and that's saying something 'cos me mam likes the Fonz.