The Flowerpot Men: Flowered, Belled and Beaded
Derek Boltwood, Record Mirror, 23 September 1967
"I WAS strolling casually through the dining-car of a British Railways choo-choo train the other day, flowered belled and beaded, as befits a Flowerpot Man, when one of the waiters started singing the theme from Bill And Ben. What a nerve!"
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