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The Housemartins: If You Love Jesus

Len Brown, New Musical Express, 20 December 1986

FOR GOD'S SAKE, stop and think. When Christmas Day first strikes again – when you're reeling in the aisles, cock-eyed and carolling, desperate for a leak during Midnight Mass – just think to yourself 'What's it all about?'

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