The Literary Boone
Gary Pig Gold, Cosmik Debris, November 2002
[What follows is the concluding portion of our Pat Boone trifecta, part one being the infamous RnR Hall Of Fame Poll, which somehow led straight into none other than A Breakfast With Boone. We now pick up our tall-but-oh-so-true tale later that same year.....]
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