The Mindbenders: Danger From Clippy!
Keith Altham, NME, 25 February 1966
AS I APPROACHED the Mindbenders' dressing room down in the vaults of the BBC-TV Centre, a young lady hurtled out of an adjacent ladies' room clad in what appeared to be running vest, shorts and waving a pair of scissors hysterically in the air. "You're not Eric Stewart!" she said accusingly.
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