The Osmonds: They're Enough To Make You Scream…
Keith Altham, New Musical Express, 27 May 1972
LAST FRIDAY at High Noon it was 'teen time' at London's Churchill Hotel, where those Beetle-haired Monkee-faced and indecently wholesome Osmond Brothers (You have probably seen them dimpling away on the Andy Williams Show) were to parade for the benefit of the Press prior to their Royal Command Performance.
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