The Rolling Stones Hit The Road…

...and at every date the promoter is expected to provide 50 security men, five limousines, a doctor, ten dozen roses, two bottles each of whisky, bourbon and tequila, three bottles of iced white wine, one bottle each of brandy, vodka and coffee liqueur, a gallon of apple juice and orange juice and assorted mixes. Fresh fruit, cold meat, good chesses and Alka Seltzer are also required.