The Tour In Progress: Jimmy Plage Files His Report
Wesley Strick, Circus, 9 June 1977
ROBERT PLANT comes bouncing into the hotel room in satin blouse, second-skin denims and high-heeled sneakers. "We've got a new Jimmy Page," he crows. "He's the leader again, the Fuehrer of the Fourth Reich. And if he doesn't stay healthy — I'll kill him!"
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