They Have Come For Your Parents: Ozzfest 2001, National Bowl, Milton Keynes, 26th May

My my, hey hey, hard rock will never die. OK, it doesn’t scan quite as well as ol’ Neil’s line, but you get my drift. For all its deep unfashionability, loud guitar music will ALWAYS return to save the day, kicking the butts of ephemeral pop trends like the stomping comic-book villain that it is.