This Man Hates Little Girls

THEY'RE RIGHT, you know. I always had this sneeking suspicion that they might be, but ferchrissake, I never really wanted to talk about it before. But its time for the admission, the end of subterfuge, the collapse of faith, hope and indeed charity. Me, a card-carrying, paid up, mentally sizzled and intestinally decayed member of My Generation, me. I'm giving in, I can't hold it in no longer. Brothers and Sisters... I tes-ti-fyyyyy!!!