Trousers Of The Holy: All You Ever Wanted To Know About MC Hammer But Didn't Have The Time To Ask

His voluminous trews tell only part of the story. MC HAMMER may well be as huge as the cut of his keks saleswise, but at what cost, who stumped up the money and why? As ponytails swish dangerously about him, STUART MACONIE asks – would you blow your face off to 'Pray'?