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Was Not Was: Born To Laugh At Tornadoes

Roy Trakin, Creem, January 1984

THE WOODWORK SQUEAKS...and out comes Ozzy Osbourne, rapping? Ex-Knackster Doug Fieger making fun of himself? Mitch Ryder barking like a dog with Good Golly Miss Molly nipping at his heels? Marshall Crenshaw crooning "Feelings" and playing organ? Mel Torme tenderly caressing a ditty about a strangling? Mel Torme?! What's going on here?

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