Who Put The Bomp? Why, Greg Shaw, Of Course!
Gary Pig Gold, torpedopop.com, October 2004
ACCOLADES AND AWARDS are being tossed around far too indiscriminately these days, wouldnt you agree? Especially within the, uh, Wonderful World of Entertainment. I mean, I heard that Chuck Berrys piano player-slash-genius behind the scenes, Johnnie Johnson, was once attempting to PATENT (thats right, Patent ...via the United States Department of Commerce) the words "Father of Rock n Roll." As a Registered Trademark. All for his very own, private, exclusive, ever-lasting (legally-protected) use.
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