Who The Hell Does JERRY HALL Think She Is?
Tom Hibbert, Q, May 1990
WANTED: drawling Southern belle with modelling experience, fun-loving socialite/raunchsome rock star's moll with sidelines in amateur dramatics, swimwear design and promoting beefy hot drinks. Position suits professional person, practised at playing the dumb blonde. Applications in writing to Tom Hibbert. P.S...
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