Wimpy and Quips : Jonh Ingham shares an eggburger with Queen's Brian May
Jonh Ingham, Sounds, 27 September 1975
IT WAS AN EASY DAY; I was reading my old press clippings. The phone rang. I almost didn't answer it but security can lull you. I picked it up. The voice was persuasive, it belong to a publicist. He was offering the mouth of a popstar. Business was slow, I took him up. We agreed on a price. I was given a time and address.
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