Yankee Noodle Dandies: Bon Jovi
Simon Witter, New Musical Express, 24 December 1988
HE'S ONLY NINE months older than me, but last year Jon Bongiovi - a 26-year-old American of Sicilian extraction - made more money than you or I are likely to earn between now and doomsday.
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