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John Mendelsohn
Universally acknowledged as the most consistently revelatory writer about music in the English language, John Mendels(s)ohn repatriated late in 2002 to the UK after countless decades in his semi-native California, where he was once regarded as rather a catch, to the tune of Ray (My Favorite Martian) Walstons daughter calling him the male Joey Heatheron. Twas he who introduced his friend David Bowie to the music of Iggy Pop - you can look it up! His 1995 authorized autobiography, I, Caramba, was described in Rolling Stone as evoking "Portnoys Complaint as rewritten by Pete Townshend," and the accompanying greatest-demos CD as sounding as Todd Rundgren might have with severely inadequate equipment. Having also prospered along the way as a Web and graphic designer, our multitalented hero is now writing songs for and producing such artists as The Most Beautiful Girl in Britain and living large off the royalties for the 2002 memoir he ghostwrote for his dominatrix wife. He composed and recorded an inexpressibly marvellous solo album, Sex With Twinge, in 2002. Order a copy today! He acts, directs, and playwrites, and is the founder of the Clear and Present Rangers, soon to be seen at Major Fringe Venues in London. His agent is trying to sell My Yobbo, a sitcom pilot, and the film rights to the Mistress Chloe memoir. His teenaged daughter, whom he adores in spite of everything, hasnt spoken to him in 15 months as of this writing. Theres talk of his writing songs with his pal and neighbour Rick Parfitt. Talks cheap. Hes at least as funny as the late Lester Bangs, but lacked the sense to die young. Hes mortified with embarrassment by nearly all of his early rock criticism. If your cheque wont bounce, hed like to do much better work for you! Mendelsohn interview on rockcritics.com List of articles in the library by artist AC/DC: The Razors Edge Alarm, The : Tracking The New Inspirationals: The Alarm America: America Adam & The Ants : Adam Ant: Sex Person Without A Cause Beatles, The : Beatlemanias Boys in the Band Beatles, The : Mistakes And All: Recreating The Fab Four in Beatlemania Beatles, The : Recreating The Beatles: Mistakes And All Beatles, The : The Beatles: Abbey Road (Apple) Beatles, The : The Beatles: Let It Be (Apple) Jeff Beck: Jeff Beck Group Victoria Beckham: Keepin It Real Pat Benatar: Tropico Dancer Black Oak Arkansas Black Oak Arkansas: Black Oak Arkansas (Atco) Blood Sweat & Tears Featuring David Clayton-Thomas: New City David Bowie: The Man Who Sold The World David Bowie: Hunky Dory David Bowie: Young Americans (RCA) David Bowie: Pantomime Rock? David Bowie : How I alienated David Bowie! Cher: Stars Chicago: Chicago VIII Chicago: Chicago VIII Clash, The : The Mouth That Roared: The Return of The Clash Joe Cocker: With A Little Help From My Friends Alice Cooper: Love It To Death Alice Cooper : The Government and Alice Coopers Panties Cramps, The : The Lord Giveth While The Cramps Taketh Away Crazy Horse: Crazy Horse Marshall Crenshaw: Downtown Mac Davis: All the Love in the World John Denver: An Evening With John Denver (RCA) Devo : We're The Pits, or Punk Comes to LA Donovan : Poet-Minstrel Donovan Plays At Hollywood Bowl Bob Dylan: Biograph Electric Light Orchestra : The Electric Light Orchestra Tunes Up - Bev Bevans Early History Of ELO Brian Eno : Eno: Another Green World Faces, The : Faces: Long Player (Warner Bros.) Fairport Convention: Unhalfbricking/Liege and Lief Fairport Convention: What We Did On Our Holidays Fleetwood Mac: Gypsies, Tramps or Thieves? Foreigners Road Map: Destination Top Ten Kim Fowley : The Government and Alice Coopers Panties Go-Go's, The : Rapping To The Go-Go's Grand Funk Railroad: Mark, Don & Mel Screamin' Jay Hawkins: What That Is! (Phillips) Hello People: The Handsome Devils Herman's Hermits : The Hermit Trembles: Peter Noone Looks Back Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks : Dan Hicks And His Hot Licks: Wheres The Money Hollies, The : The Hollies: Words and Music by Bob Dylan (Epic) Mary Hopkin: Postcard James Gang, The : The James Gang: Thirds Jefferson Airplane In Concert At Inglewood Jellyfish: Just For The Jell Of It Jethro Tull : The Government and Alice Coopers Panties Elton John: Elton John King Crimson : Mcdonald & Giles (Cotillion) Kinks, The : Kinks: A Sad Kommentary Kinks, The : The Kinks: Lola Vs. Powerman And The Moneygoround (Part One) Kraftwerk: Autobahn Cyndi Lauper: True Colors Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin II (Atlantic) Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin John Lennon : A Strangely defanged portrait of John Lennon John Lennon : How I Almost Met the Late John Lennon Manhattan Transfer: Manhattan Transfer Matthews' Southern Comfort : Matthews Southern Comfort: Later That Same Year Paul McCartney : Mary Hopkin: Postcard McDonald and Giles : Mcdonald & Giles (Cotillion) Malcolm McLaren : Malcolm Mclaren Eats Egg Salad Missing Persons : I Find Missing Persons Moody Blues, The : Moody Blues: A Question Of Balance Motorhead : The Motorhead Mode Move, The : The Move, English Rock Group, Plays At Whisky Move, The : The Move: 'Curly' (A&M); Thunderclap Newman: 'Something in the Air' (Track) Move, The : The Move: Looking On/Message From the Country Move, The : The Move: Shazam Move, The : The Move: Everything You've Always Wanted to Know! Neville Brothers, The : Neville Brothers: Brother's Keeper Nice, The : The Nice: Ars Longa Vita Brevis (Immediate) N.W.A. : Poison The Hood: Niggaz with Attitude Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark: The Pacific Age Gilbert O'Sullivan: Himself Van Dyke Parks: Discover America Procol Harum: A Salty Dog Psychedelic Furs, The : Psychedelic Furs: Feels Like The Furs Time Suzi Quatro: Your Mama Won't Like Me Queen: Sheer Heart Attack Terry Reid: Terry Reid (Epic) Rush: Fly By Night Soft Cell: No Ordinary Whipper Snappers Sonny & Cher: Live Spinal Tap : Heavy Metal Blunder: This Is Spinal Tap Bruce Springsteen: The E Street Band Live/1975-85 Bruce Springsteen : The Year Of The Boss Steely Dan: Katy Lied Rod Stewart: Every Picture Tells A Story Stephen Stills: Stephen Stills 2 Sting : Black Like Me: Sting Brings On The Night Stray Cats, The : The Stray Cats Thin Lizzy: Nightlife (Vertigo) Thompson Twins, The : The Thompson Twins At The Seashore Thunderclap Newman : The Move: 'Curly' (A&M); Thunderclap Newman: 'Something in the Air' (Track) Tremblers, The : The Hermit Trembles: Peter Noone Looks Back Troggs, The : The Troggs: The Troggs Ultravox: The Low-Budget Way To See The U.S.A. Sid Vicious : John Mendelsohn catches up with the late Sid Vicious Narada Michael Walden : Riding On The Freeway Of Love With Narada Michael Walden Joe Walsh: So What Warrant: Cherry Pie Who, The : What's What With The Who Movie Wings: Wild Life Wishbone Ash : A Tribute to Heroes! Ashbone U Wish do Wishbone Ash XTC : The Ecstatic Aesthetics Of XTC Neil Young: Harvest Zombies, The : The Zombies: Early Days (London) List of genre pieces Aging Musicians Dilemma: Is There Rock After 30? Like Rock Never Happened: Pop Idols for Tibet... or Greenpeace... or whatever Rock Magazines: Why They're So Good The Ten Worst New Acts Of The 80s US Festival 83: No More In 84 Back to LIBRARY |
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