AC/DC: And Nothing Can Harm Them!
J. Kordosh, Creem, April 1984
ARE THEY SUPER? My God, they're immense. They're gigantic. They're Jabba the Hutt on the Elvis Diet. They're so big that they're invulnerable to criticism — even green criticism, the remnants of the planet Kritissom which exploded after some ridiculous Who album. To date, they've sold over 25 million records, which translates into an AC/DC record for every 140th person on earth...including China, where sales are slow. What magnificent immensity.
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