Andrew Gold: Nobody's Fool
Barbara Charone, Sounds, 11 June 1977
He was born on a summer day 1951
And with a slap of a hand
He landed as an only son
His mother and father said,
"What a lovely boy,
We'll teach him what we learned
We'll dress him up warmly and we'll
Send him to school
It'll teach him how to fight
To be nobody's fool
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